JUST A MATTER OF TRANSLATION:

It is said that a large missile from Lebanon struck Tel Aviv without
exploding. The army was called to defuse it, but they were worried that
it would explode in their face and they decided to check with the Mossad
and the CIA.

Written on the missile were the letters AF11. No such type of missile
was known to the intelligence agencies.

An Arab was in the area, and they asked his help, hoping he would be
knowledgeable in the arms cache of the Lebanese or the Palestinians. He
thought for a while and told in a hysterical burst of laughter what the
letters meant:

"Ayri Feekom Wahed Wahed."

An Israeli recently arrives at London's Heathrow airport. As he fills out a form, the customs officer asks him: "Occupation?" The Israeli promptly replies: "No, just visiting!"